Amelia-isms

I was just looking through a notebook at work and found some funny things that Amelia has said in the past and thought I would share with everyone.

She and I were sitting on the couch one day and she asked "Can you teach me to make my feet touch the floor like yours?" She was genuinely upset when I said that she would just have to grow.

She used to call a Triceratops a Rhinosaurusnocerus

I once told her that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. She got mad and said "I am not, I am spice only!" I think she is probably right.

One day while grocery shopping she said "I smell like a potato." I said "That is interesting" and she replied "and also a little disgusting."

She always used to say "You scared me out of crap!"

One day, just to boost my confidence, she told me "Mommy when you were my age, you used to ride on the backs of dinosaurs."

Just in case you thought that corn was grown on farms, according to Amelia corn comes from unicorns.

I am not = "I amn't"

While preparing her for Halloween, Philip taught her trick or treat, smell my feet. So when we went door to door, she told people "Trick or treat, smell my feet, and they are stinky"

Amelia's new word is "diriculous" instead of ridiculous.

I just thought these were pretty funny. I had forgotten about most, so I am glad I had them written down.